What to do when Tir is EMPTY!!!!!!!!

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Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Saturday, October 27, 2001 - 10:06 pm:

Dear All,
It has ahappenned again.
I need to chat. Must chat.
Please let me Chat!!!!!
But Tir is EMPTY!!!!!!!
What will I do????????
Yours disconsolately
Ludd


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Saturday, October 27, 2001 - 10:06 pm:

forgot to say answers on cyber postcard please.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Saturday, October 27, 2001 - 10:08 pm:

Al lets try this ....It is now 15:07 GMT.
I will return at !5:15 GMT
Those visiting Chat finding it empty will go to message board.
See this messsage and prest be waiting for me!!!!!!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Lacie on Saturday, October 27, 2001 - 10:32 pm:

missed ya by 400 seconds, luddie .. sitting in Tir, twiddling my thumbs *smile*


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Lacie on Saturday, October 27, 2001 - 10:38 pm:

........ I sat, I waited ....................


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Sunday, October 28, 2001 - 04:38 pm:

Are you wearing your usual surfing\chat apparel lacie?


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Tuesday, October 30, 2001 - 01:04 am:

well here I am in an empty tavern..I could count the bottles, wash the glasses , sweep up, talk to myself, wait for rolan to return or hope the next visitor comes to the message board ha ha ha


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Daryl on Tuesday, October 30, 2001 - 01:12 am:

I know what the problem is! Currently it is 5:10 P.M. (GMT) 29 Oct 2001 You are several hours in the future, You must sit very still and wait for the rest of us to catch up with you.


Oh my! I seem to be in the future with you, so I'll go wait beside you.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ili on Tuesday, October 30, 2001 - 06:46 am:

Hi from the past!!! it's 11.40 pm 29 Oct 2001 here!!! Tir is still empty... so I leave here my best smiles to all my friends of the Tir: I never make it to meet you... sob, sob, sob !!!!!!.... and don't be too disconsolate Ludd!!! Go on trying!!! Who sleeps never catches fishes (Italian saying)!!! LOL!!!
Happiness !!! :) :) :)


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Doctorwho on Wednesday, October 31, 2001 - 01:20 am:

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Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Doctorwho on Wednesday, October 31, 2001 - 01:21 am:

p.s. Get time on your side!!!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Accasbel on Wednesday, October 31, 2001 - 06:53 am:

I don't have the time!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Dave on Wednesday, October 31, 2001 - 11:18 am:

Time waits for no one


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Lacie on Wednesday, October 31, 2001 - 05:05 pm:

Time is relative only to those who are awake.

A mouse click, just in time, saves a re-boot.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Dotcom on Wednesday, October 31, 2001 - 10:14 pm:

So many men, so little time

~Mae West~


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Thursday, November 1, 2001 - 01:39 am:

So I am trapped in a time warp or perhaps a parallel universe where tir is full but I am invisible to them and vice versa....thats alright then...exit ludd scratching head..........


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Accasbel on Thursday, November 1, 2001 - 06:10 am:

So little men, so many times

~Mae Wench~ ??


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Thursday, November 1, 2001 - 10:00 am:

now Accasbel that is a litttle uncertain and you know it you naughty boy!!!!!!!!!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Friday, November 2, 2001 - 07:23 pm:

ah just experienced time warp thing


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Lacie on Friday, November 2, 2001 - 10:31 pm:

well, i could see you, luddie ........... could you not see me? ......... hmmmmmmm .. maybe you are in the alternate place??? Accasbel???


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Saturday, November 3, 2001 - 07:27 pm:

poor me posted to the alternate place!!!!!!!!!!!!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Saturday, November 3, 2001 - 07:27 pm:

p.s. What is the alternate place???????/


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Celt on Monday, November 5, 2001 - 09:48 am:

''Space is the place...''
-Sun Ra


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Lacie on Monday, November 5, 2001 - 12:18 pm:

space is the final frontier .... ahhhh Picard ...


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Monday, November 5, 2001 - 05:23 pm:

hoisted by your own picard lacie!!!!!boom ...boom.......


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Accasbel on Tuesday, November 6, 2001 - 06:34 am:

Roses are shining in Picardy, In the hush of the silvery dew.
Roses are flowering in Picardy, But there's never a rose like you! ...


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Tuesday, November 6, 2001 - 05:20 pm:

ah shucks now you've made me blush Accasbel!!!!
Sorry you meant lacie.........
Exit red faced ludd.........


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Wednesday, November 7, 2001 - 07:29 pm:

ah Tir empty............OK I am going to contemplate my navel........ummmmm why is there always fluff in there??
Answers on cyber post card please to
Ludd
Tip the Gnomes House
Memory Lane

I am not going mad but Tip the Gnome was the first book I ever read and lacies nostalgia email got me thinkin!!!!!!!!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Tuesday, November 13, 2001 - 06:50 pm:

101 things to do when Tir is empty;
Think of old pop groups like the english band
Tirs for Fears
or who remembers Lesley Gore
Its my party and i'll shed Tirs if i want to
exit ludd scraping barrell bottoms as he goes


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Daryl on Wednesday, November 14, 2001 - 01:02 am:

Who can forget the line from the song in the musical Grease:

Tírs on my pillow, pain in my heart over youooooOoooo.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Wednesday, November 14, 2001 - 06:13 pm:

nice one daryl

or smokey robinsons immortal

Tirs of the clown


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Texa on Monday, November 19, 2001 - 07:03 am:

too many tir drops for one heart to be cryin'
96 tir drops
by question mark and the mysterians 1966

heheh


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Monday, November 19, 2001 - 06:17 pm:

I question your Tirs
You answer my fears
Your best friend just leers
We cascade the years
I doubt that she hears
Just too many beers
I question your Tirs


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Sunday, December 2, 2001 - 04:41 am:

Do not forget the immortal Kinks number:

I'm so Tir(ed)
Tir(ed) of waiting
Tir(ed) of waiting for you

Quite appropriate for an empty Tir me thinks


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Accasbel on Sunday, December 2, 2001 - 07:30 pm:

Tirs for souveniers,
that's all you've left me


http://www.shapirobernstein.com/mbr/shapiro_song_display.asp?misn=2849


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Sunday, December 2, 2001 - 10:32 pm:

Don't Tir apart my world


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Mcguire on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 12:09 am:

These terrible puns must stop, or I'll Tir(n) you all in...


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 02:19 am:

John lennon;
I'm so Tir(ed)
I haven't slept a wink
I'm so Tir(ed)
I'll have another cigarette
And curse Sir walter raleigh
he was such a dosy git


But which album??????/


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Celt on Thursday, December 6, 2001 - 10:13 am:

Oh must be the Wit Album....(ducks)


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Mcguire on Saturday, December 8, 2001 - 12:26 pm:

You VIL be Tir-minated...


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Lacie on Saturday, December 8, 2001 - 10:50 pm:

Luddie you have Tir(n'd) my head!!... Tirnacious, Tirrific ... Tirmendous ... Tir'friendly ....


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Saturday, December 8, 2001 - 11:28 pm:

Who knows what Tirmorrow will bring lacie!!!!!!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Lacie on Sunday, December 9, 2001 - 12:38 am:

Tirns crimson!! *shucks*


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Sunday, December 9, 2001 - 01:12 am:

To every season
Tirn Tirn Tirn


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Dave on Sunday, December 9, 2001 - 01:33 am:

Have we reached a Tirning point?


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Sunday, December 9, 2001 - 04:57 pm:

definitely not dave.
Have you missed the sign
outside the tavern
no right Tirn
That leaves us only one choice!!!!!!!!!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Dave on Sunday, December 9, 2001 - 08:30 pm:

Left Tirn? Or *gasp* go straight? *SIGH* This is TIRrible...


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Tuesday, December 11, 2001 - 02:50 am:

One good Tirn deserves another I suppose


Aren't Tirns big birds??????????


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Mcguire on Tuesday, December 11, 2001 - 04:15 am:

I'm writing a paper on this board. Think I'll call it a Tirm paper


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Tuesday, December 11, 2001 - 04:29 am:

hey get your paper off that bored!!!!
oops !!!!!!!!!

Be careful Mcguire anyone could Tirn on you here.......

dangerous place......

Just when you thought we had hit rock bottom things took a Tirn for the worse!!!!!!!!!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Mcguire on Tuesday, December 11, 2001 - 01:18 pm:

Watch your language there Luddie, it's getting a little Tirse


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Tuesday, December 11, 2001 - 05:16 pm:

Yes I am overTIRed I know............


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Cleo1 on Wednesday, December 12, 2001 - 09:25 am:

What in Tirnation,,,no one ever heard fo Tirdly winks?


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Wednesday, December 12, 2001 - 05:45 pm:

Hey Cleo you should see my new car got huge tread Tirs an all


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Sorcha on Wednesday, December 12, 2001 - 06:01 pm:

Tirtle doves seems appropriate right now *S*


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Wednesday, December 12, 2001 - 07:05 pm:

oh very very good Sorcha I am almost speechless!!!!!!!!!!
Tiriffic even!!!!!!!

How about a rousing chorus of Tir little drummer Boy............


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Lacie on Wednesday, December 12, 2001 - 07:49 pm:

hey Cleo .. that is about the best yet!! *LMAO* .. Tirnation!!!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Lacie on Wednesday, December 12, 2001 - 07:53 pm:

Tir'wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are ............ when you wish upon a star, you're dreams..... come ..... true!!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Cleo1 on Wednesday, December 12, 2001 - 08:44 pm:

Ludd and would that new car have a TIRing wheel too???????,,,throws Tir coins in the fountain,,sits at the intirnet cafe and sings Oh Christmas Tir oh Christmas Tir,,,,,,,,,,,,


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Lacie on Wednesday, December 12, 2001 - 10:05 pm:

that is really, really baaaaaaad, Cleo. It Tirns that point - from the sublime .............. *LOL*


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Wednesday, December 12, 2001 - 10:15 pm:

At xma si like to drink nice frothy
Egg (Tir na) Nog!!!!!!!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Saturday, December 15, 2001 - 09:28 am:

Very Tirgid when it is empty!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Saturday, December 15, 2001 - 09:38 am:

Na Na Na Na

Na Na Na Na

Hey Hey Hey

Tir Na Nog Ah!!!!!!!!

They Don't write them like that anymore!!

(You have gotta sing it to get it)


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Cleo1 on Saturday, December 15, 2001 - 02:30 pm:

And here I was sure that was our National Anthem!It is after all sung at every hockey game,,,not that's something to do when Tir is empty,,,passes the puck to ludd,,,and watches him Tir down the ice


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Saturday, December 15, 2001 - 07:52 pm:

Very excellent cleo
Oh I need a hair of the dog

Something sweet like A Tir Maria on the rocks!!!!!!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Mcguire on Monday, December 24, 2001 - 01:52 am:

I guess we've left no stone unTirned for all these awful puns...


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Cleo1 on Monday, December 24, 2001 - 10:23 am:

tirabble tirabble,,,,could we have gotten worse?
we sure gave it out best shot though didn't we?


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Monday, December 24, 2001 - 10:40 pm:

on the 12th day of xmas
my Tir love gave to me
a parTIRidge ina pear Tireeeeeeeeeeee


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Lacie on Monday, December 24, 2001 - 11:29 pm:

well ... gotta ROTFLMAO .. well done Luddie *grin*

You take the cake, mate ..


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Lacie on Monday, December 24, 2001 - 11:31 pm:

........... that just cracked me up .!!!!!!!!!!!!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Tuesday, December 25, 2001 - 04:33 am:

don't you mean just crackered you up.........


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Guest on Tuesday, December 25, 2001 - 03:37 pm:

...Five gold Tiriiiiiiiiiiiiings
Four tir calling birds
Tiree French hens
Two Tirtle doves
And a patiridge in a Tir tree


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ili on Sunday, December 30, 2001 - 05:10 pm:

Wish you all a serene, bright, Happy New Year, friends!!!
Big smiles :) :) :)


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Monday, December 31, 2001 - 05:08 am:

This thread has run its course RIP

Nice to end on a happy note Ili....

You might say to do so in Tir na Nog is one of the Tirn Commandments................


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Guest on Monday, December 31, 2001 - 10:05 am:

To every season...


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Tuesday, January 1, 2002 - 04:10 am:

Tirn, Tirn, Tirn


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Daryl on Thursday, January 3, 2002 - 01:40 am:

1 Thou shall have no other sites before Tir

2 Thou shall make mirth when ever possible

3 Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's pun (Steal it, pun-the-pun, crack on it if you must, but don't covet it!)

(I can not think of any more)


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Friday, January 4, 2002 - 01:10 am:

Now don't go all biblical on me Daryl

If you hurt me i may Tirn the other cheek!!!!!!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Cleo1 on Friday, January 4, 2002 - 02:39 am:

but can anyone tirn the water into wine is the pressing question these days.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Friday, January 4, 2002 - 07:11 am:

priceless cleo!!!!!!!!!!!!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Mcguire on Saturday, January 5, 2002 - 10:59 am:

Okay, there's a white screen in Tir. Did somebody tirn the lights off or did they tirn them on too bright or is it snowing so bad in there, that we have a completirly whited out screen?


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Mama on Saturday, January 5, 2002 - 12:14 pm:

I also see only a white screen! I thought my eye sight had gone. Maybe Mac is right,,,,Acc, turn down the lights!!!! LOL


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Lacie on Saturday, January 5, 2002 - 01:47 pm:

.............. No Tir today, our screen has gone away ............


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Shamrock on Saturday, January 5, 2002 - 11:20 pm:

Well, I'm doing a little better...I get the white
screen WITH an ad for eBay. I do hope BeSeen hasn't tirned their backs on Acc!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Cleo1 on Sunday, January 6, 2002 - 12:00 am:

It was a conspiracy,,,a be seen tirany...but the little people won and can once again play at comedy or tirgedy

See you on the screen


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Sunday, January 6, 2002 - 12:18 am:

well to coin a phrase or to mix a metaphor;

Power to the people
Tir nogians will win
as after all


IT'S A LONG WORM THAT HAS NO TIRNING!!!!!!!!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Monday, January 7, 2002 - 06:26 pm:

Talking of mixed metaphors
well I was anyhooooooooww

Look before you spoil the broth
He who hesitates won't make the light work


etc etc etc


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Monday, January 7, 2002 - 06:39 pm:

Lacie I would Chat but there is the dreaded white screen in the room again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Lacie on Monday, January 7, 2002 - 06:48 pm:

I have struck the same screen, Luddie - and it seems I have left Chrisc 'high & dry'. *sigh*


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Lacie on Monday, January 7, 2002 - 07:41 pm:

hey, luddie .. from your IP's, seems Chrisc lives just down the road from you .... fancy a jog to London to explain the Tir Problem to him? *L*


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Lacie on Monday, January 7, 2002 - 10:12 pm:

Dear Mr Accasbel.

Our (your) Tir na nOg has been frustratingly dysfunctional of late. Now, although that may fit in with most (taking literary liberty) of our own lives, it is a HUGE piss off (Aussie colloquialism)!!

Is there anything that can be done to alleviate this reoccurring trouble?

yours in frustration,
lacie


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Gypsywench on Tuesday, January 8, 2002 - 08:32 am:

ok y is it when ever i'm on no one else is? what is there a chat schedule i dont know about?! lol.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Tuesday, January 8, 2002 - 05:33 pm:

careful gypsywench I smell a conspiracy theory coming on.....yout Tirn will come!!!!!!!!!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Accasbel on Tuesday, January 8, 2002 - 06:55 pm:

It's back (chat)

Think of the outage/outrage as an Act of nature.
Like a storm.
We need storms - f'rinstance - so that we appreciate it better when the weather's fine.

The world's a brutish place. Always has been.
Not that I let it get me down :)


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Lacie on Tuesday, January 8, 2002 - 09:15 pm:

*sigh* .. seems the 'outage' lost customers. Not me, though *LMAO* .. try again?


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Wundamom on Saturday, January 12, 2002 - 02:03 am:

Brillunt
*golf clap*

*wonders for a moment what the scene would be like watching Lacie, The Crazed-Aussie Woman conversing at a pub with Accasbel, the (known to some) Irish looking-Paul Hogan/Crocodile Dundee type person*

Now THAT would be interesting AND Brillunt!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Guest on Saturday, January 19, 2002 - 11:40 pm:

Do you think we could sell it to pay for view TV thou Wundamom?


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Monday, September 29, 2008 - 01:11 pm:

Well 7 years later and Tir is empty again whenever I come near but on re reading the puns some are good but some are TIRable.....boom boom


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Indigo on Monday, September 29, 2008 - 06:13 pm:

TIRust it to Luddie to start the onslaught of new and wonderful puns!!!! Good form I say!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Ludd on Monday, September 29, 2008 - 10:24 pm:

well Indie it would be Tirreble if we didn't revisit these bits of Tiristory


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Shaman on Monday, September 29, 2008 - 11:49 pm:

Ludd - you just have TIRabble timing, Tir is not always empty.


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