since her hard drive is refusing to admit that there is anything attached to anything and won't even properly start up, she sets it out side with it plugged in to let it short out.

Two day's later, it is still going along strong after the rain refused to fall on it and there seemed to be a hole over it the whole time that let only goodness and light in.

She is beginning to think it might be posessed.

She get's out the sledge hammer, which breaks on the first swing.

She retreats to plan her next move

*rofl* I tried pouring 1/2 a beer on my keyboard (it's a laptop), and the durn thing STILL runs.....though it now sounds like its hard drive is working its way through a sandstorm.

LR, Haven't seen you in a long time. How is everything? Still doing the military thing?

Poor LR....why waste energy on the thing with the hammer...set it in the drive way and run over it a few times :)

Lets blow it up! It's fun to blow things up he he hoo hoo hawwwwwww...

LR Stands up liking the idea of running it over with her truck. Quickly she grabs it and throws it into the drive way. she starts her truck and backs out. she feels the bump as she runs the thing over but to her horror it's still in one peice. she drives back over it, she hears a crunch and cracking.

In joy she jumps out and looks for it, it's not in the drive way, though she's poped a tire and put a hole in her exhaust. frowning she looks under the truck, it's not there either.

she searches all around the drive way, it didn't get knocked away, because she can't seem to find anything that had once belonged to it. confused she stalks up the steps to the front porch. She is looking at her feet and trying to think where it might have gone when she hears a beeping noice from one end of the porch.

she looks up and there it is, sitting neatly on one of the plastic lawn chairs that she had clustered in the far corner. Its power light is one and there is no power cord in sight.

she shivers and gives in. quickly she run's to the back shed and pulls out that stick of dynamite that her crazy brother in law left after he moved. She ties the Dynamite on and carries the whole thing into the back yard. Quickly she lites the fuse and run's.

Five seconds later there is a large hole in her back yard and a perfectly untouched computer happily beeping in the bottem of the hole. There are police siren's comming her way and she is beginning to feel a migraine comming on.

( hey guy's, no longer military minded, am receptionest now. yes doing fine if a little frustraited with my computer. give my love to all.
LR)

Well, we're glad to have you back.

There are fish in Tennessee, just begging to be caught by Admin types :)

Obstinate PC's make great boat anchors!

anyone know where i can get a harddrive? one that's not making sugestions about what it would like for breakie or the alternate use for word wizards like me. i don't like being though of as just a ways and a means for this thing to get on the web.

Tie the computer to a chair and make it watch old soap re-runs on cable.........I know that is a cruel and unusual punishment and as such against your constitution......but hard times call for hard measures...... or is that hard drives?????/

okay Laurelrose has discovered what the problem is....WHO LEFT THEIR BLOODY HAMPSTER IN MY HARD DRIVE!!!!!!

LR