Welcome to Mountdaisy.com, the home of Mayo on the internet.
Mountdaisy.com is Mayo's finest search engine and will provide you with the information you need.

We have hundreds of web sites which we search to give you the results you need. Just try it out and see!

visit us at http://www.mountdaisy.com
or email info@mountdaisy.com

The mountdaisy.com website was started as a college project and is not a commercial product!

Hey! Easy on the mayo!

Hold the Mayo

Don't forget that old Paul McCartney song:
Mayo I'm Amazed
and Buddy Holly:
Mayo Baby
and who can keep a dry eye when the pipes play Amayoing Grace
(sorry about that last one scraping the barrel)
Ludd

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute...is it REAL Mayo, or is it Miracle Whip?

Mayo your troubles be little ones.

Ah the Darling Buds of Mayo
The TV series in which catherine Zeta jones got her big break
But I still liked it...........

Mayo Ma-ay-ay-yo... daylight come an' me wanna go home...

chuckles*

old irish sayings

Mayo all your troubles be little ones

Mayo your soul be in heaven an hour before the devil knows your dead

and as the great man said on his death bed to the nun nursing him:
God bless you sister.
Mayo all your sons be bishops.

"hold the mayo ... don't spare the beetroot"

has ANYONE actually looked at the site???

Mayo have better luck than I. I just got a busy, or experiencing Troubles message.

I looked at it. It's not bad, but nowhere near the caliber of this one...


...he he he

gues the movie

I'll have a toasted chicken sandwich

hold the toast hold a western county of Ireland?

Five Easy Pieces with Jack Nicholson

A couple of eggs, an egg beater and some extra virgin olive oil beaten together with salt & pepper and VOILA!!
You have Mayo...

Do you include the jokes, I mean Yolks?

Yeh, I've looked at the site, Lacie, and it's very good. Well worth a visit!

Some trivia about Mayo for those who relish that sorta stuff:

The Irish name for the county is Magh Eo (maw-yoe), the Plain of a person named Eo. He was the inspiration for an Ol' Blue Eyes, Dean Martin and Shammy Davish Jnr. movie called "Oshean'sh Eleven." Anybody old enough to admit to remembering Shammy shinging "E-O Eleven?" Great shong!!

Ash for Mayonnaishe itshelf, it wash originally called Mahon-aishe, after an Irish guy named Mahon who wash an offisher in Napoleon'sh army. He invented the shtuff while shtationed in the island of Menorca. The main town on the island wash named after him and ish now called "Mao."

Gotta go and change my teesh now. Bye!

I've no issue with the site itself.
I just didn't like the way they dumped an impersonal bit of boilerplate advertising copy on the board. Normally I'd delete such a message, but left it as it was of interest.

One could say that the advertising was a bit saucy :)


By the by - see:
http://www.nomayo.com/

Song Question:

Mayo you never lay your head down without a hand to hold
Mayo you etc etc etc
Eric Clapton did a nice version but who knows who did the original???????

John Martyn (Iain David McGeachy)

May you never lay your head down without a hand to hold.
May you never make your bed out in the cold.
May you never lose your temper if you get hit in a barroom fight.
May you never lose your woman overnight.

Overnight??

is it ok to lose her in the daytime?

nice one A.


Now Mayo geography

Nice wee town in said county at least 6 bridges over river in middle of town?

hint: any XXXx in a storm

Mayo mama...
(you fill in the blanks)

I'm out of Mayo...

Good thing I wasn't here for the Mayo jokes.
I might have had to defend the County! *g*

While I'm here, it might be a good time to "ketchup" on the activity of the Boards. hey there, Celt!

Were the people of Mayo really descendants of those ancient people who disapeared from central america the Mayoins!!!!!!!!!

"Cork" it with the Mayo jokes! *LOL*

Don't be a Sligo fox McCool

I only come here in case I see the lovely Kerry

As Martin Luther King said: Let my people Innishfree

I must Killibeg yur indulgence they are getting worse................

Now I have Mayo, or is Miracle Whip actually Mayo?

um...that would be no. Sorry, Mac....Miracle Whip is only a REAL Mayo wannabe. Miracle Whip is accually a salad dressing.

all these mayo jokes are offaly funny ;)

You folks have an awful lot of GAL.WAY too much, way toooo much to be making fun of MAYO (& her cousin naise!) *LOL*

Well I am not as Roscommon as the rest of you
Also I don't have time to Derry ..things to do
Like the great greek hero Achill said I would rather have lived longer than be famous.
etc etc

your wit is very sli, go forth!

what a cork(er)!!!!!!!!!

uh oh just noticed Mcool used cork!!!!!!!!!

But I hold belfast to my line that
most scots men look good in a clonakilty.......

Dingle, Dingle litle star
How I wonder what Armagh

You have a lot of Gal Accasbel
But have it your own Way

You have to go up to get to Down

...take me back to Mayo, beyond the Irish Sea.
Home again, in Mayo, there's where I long to be!
Home again, In Mayo, there let my body lie...
Home again, in Mayo, underneath an Irish sky!

Does anybody remember that old Traffic number Coler Raine?

Grabs hold of her Featherd duster and whacks Ludd on the head *G*

Indulge me..my granddad came from there *S*

Well Sorcha I suppose in that case you have just(Giants) Cause(Way) to feel like that!!!!!!!!

I feel that way about Our Ma
sorry Armagh.......

OMIGOD!!!!! THEY KILKENNY!!!

And Arnie's in danger as well !!

Well Accasbel pass the Port and don't Rush!!!!!!

Where westported and played
'neath each green leafy shade
on the banks of my own lovely Lee.

Oh if only I had the (Enni)skill(ens) to answer that charge!
I'll just take the Cash(el) and run like Woody Allen.
Like Inspector Wexford in the Ruth rendell books I would investigate the thing........

well i do de clare!
im dublin over with mirth

Have you seen those Cliffs of Moher...Boy must have come from Bigggggggg goats
I had moher jumper once..........

Old one:
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
- A wooly jumper !

..... actually, you get genetically engineered slippers that put a 'spring in your step'!

Danger!
Danger!
Thread unravelling!!!!!
Drifting away from bad irish geography puns!!!!!

Does anyone know why that song goes on about the Flour of Sweet Strabane?
I have never seen the lyrics written down.
Is it about the quality of Tyrone Bread?

I think we should be told!!!!!

''She has electric boots,
A Moher suit...ya know I read it in a magazine---oh....''

Ok OK
The movies they would have made if Hollywood was in Ireland:

* Ants(trim)
* The Magnificent Seal .... (gaelic for seven?)
* Galaway with the Wind
* Kells of the Wild
* The Longsford day

etc etc etc

and don't forget the Irish directors like
Francis Wexford Coppola............

And that great movie company from mayo
Saint Paticks Mount

sorry
Saint PatricksMOunt

Thought I would try one more but my mind has gone blank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I suppose we have all had just about ENeath of this topic.............

Wrap up all the bad puns and put them in the pretty Christmas Blaskets someone gave me and ride away..................

Definitely the end of the road......hums

maybe the wrong road
but we're together now who cares
north men south men comrades all
dublin belfast cork and donegal
walkin along singin the soldiers song........


definitely the end.............
ludd wanders off whistling the croppy boy
well my ancestors were from Clonakilty you know.........

Just one biblical question, I need to help my daughter with some schoolwork .Was it Moses who told his people to look Fermanagh from heaven?

Sorry, my chances of answering that on my own are very Baleek.

Enniskillen me I can't remember the answer myself.

Well too cool for me

But then ....

I am relatively Newry round here...........

Jaysus, Holy Cow and Heavens Tamergatroid!!! Thats a whole lot of Mayo cracks up there.... I guess your a jealous lot aye? *grins*
UP MAYO, God's County !!!!

Punitis: the inability to stop punning

got it bad

Cannot stop

Mayo I never be released from this compunsion????

Well the old irish currency was the punt so it must be the country for pun(t)s.........
or will the Euro put pay to all that!!!!!!!!

In the old money days, people would "spend a penny".
Now we don't know how much it costs to euronate.

They have a lot of Galway then leaving us confused.

God re rerading all these was PUNishing