By Silk on Sunday, July 30, 2006 - 03:08 am:
Heard/read any notable quotes lately? Feel good ones? Funny ones? Oddball ones?
Sorcha, this is a run on from your chatroom query regards quotes that make you feel good...*grin*
Please feel free to add. This first one is a doozy...*L*
"Smoking Kills....and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." ~ Brooke Shields ~
By Accasbel on Sunday, July 30, 2006 - 07:33 pm:
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore. ~ Mark Twain ~
By Wundamom on Monday, July 31, 2006 - 02:19 pm:
One shoe can change your life. (Cinderella)
By Silk on Monday, July 31, 2006 - 03:43 pm:
Nike? *L*
By Sorcha on Tuesday, August 1, 2006 - 06:16 am:
chuckles at Wunda's quote...like that one!
By Accasbel on Tuesday, August 1, 2006 - 08:25 am:
Time's fun when you're having flies. ~ Kermit ~
By Meg on Wednesday, September 6, 2006 - 02:19 am:
The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time.....James Taylor
And my second favorite:
Dance like no one's watching!
By Devindearg on Wednesday, September 6, 2006 - 06:30 am:
My current fave is "If at first you don't succeed then remove all evidence of having ever tried."
David Brent
The Office (UK version)
By Chani on Friday, September 8, 2006 - 09:00 pm:
the weather is here, wish you were beautiful
By Silk on Saturday, September 9, 2006 - 01:08 am:
*LOL*...both good ones DD and Chani!
By Ghost on Sunday, September 10, 2006 - 07:50 pm:
From the clasic Irish comedy series "Father Ted":
'I'm not a fascist, I'm a priest. Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas...priests...erm'
By Silk on Monday, September 11, 2006 - 01:20 am:
*LOL*...another good 'un!
By Devindearg on Monday, September 11, 2006 - 03:53 am:
Ah.."Father Ted" is a goldmine alright.
"Down with this sort of thing;Careful now"
"Fecking Greeks..they invented gayness"
and many,many others.
By Ghost on Monday, September 11, 2006 - 10:47 am:
If cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands butter side down,
What happens when you tie toast to a cat's back and throw it in the air?
By Dave on Monday, September 11, 2006 - 11:23 am:
I don't know, but you shouldn't eat the toast...
Pffft, pffftt ptoo...
By Shaman on Monday, September 11, 2006 - 08:30 pm:
The only one I can think of is: "If the eyes have no tears the soul can have no rainbows"
I was thinking that this morning which turned out to be the anniversary of 9/11....
For those who lost loved ones on that terrible day, may a liftetime of cherished memories ease your tears and may the rainbows enter your lives again soon
Shaman
By Ghost on Friday, September 15, 2006 - 04:53 pm:
The problem with the gene pool ist that there is no lifeguard - Steve Wright
By Silk on Thursday, October 26, 2006 - 06:54 pm:
"A trully wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn." Unknown
By Silk on Sunday, May 20, 2007 - 10:29 am:
IRISH MEDICAL TERMS (and their meanings)
ARTERY - The study of Painting
BACTERIA - Back door to a cafeteria
BARIUM - What doctors do to failures
BOWEL - A letter like A, E, I, O and U
CAESAREAN SECTION - A suburb of Rome
CAT SCAN - Searching for Kitty
CAUTERISE - Made eye contact with her
COLIC - A sheep dog
COMA - A punctuation mark
CONGENITAL - Friendly
D & C - Where Washington is
DILATE - To live long
ENEMA - Not a friend
GENITAL - Not Jewish
G.I. SERIES - Soldier's ball game
GRIPPE - Suitcase
HANGNAIL - Coat hook
HIGH COLONIC - Jewish religious holiday
IMPOTENT - Distinguished and well known
LABOUR PAIN - Getting hurt at work
MEDICAL STAFF - A doctor's cane
MORBID - A higher offer
NITRATE - Cheaper than day rate
NODE - Well aware of
OUTPATIENT - Person who has fainted
PAP SMEAR - Fatherhood test
PELVIS - Cousin of Elvis
POST OPERATIVE - Letter carrier
PROSTATE - Flat on your back
RECOVERY ROOM - Upholsterer's workshop
RECTUM - Damn near killed 'em
RHUEMATIC - Amourous
SECRETION - Hiding something
SEIZURE - Roman Emperor
TABLET - A small table
TERMINAL ILLNESS - Getting sick at the airport
TIBIA - Country in North Africa
TUMOUR - More than one
URINE - Opposite of 'you're out'
UROLOGY - Nice words at a funeral