By Silk on Thursday, May 17, 2007 - 05:40 am:
(read recently in an advertisment...thought it a kinda interesting perspective....feel free to add your own spin...)
Who needs...
...Youth, when you've got Botox?
...Teachers when you've got Perverts?
...To work things out, when you've got weapons?
...Fake Tan when you've got no Ozone Layer?
...A girlfriend, when you've got the internet?
...To break up in person, when you can TXT?
...Family, when you've got reality TV?
...Confidence, when you've got Alcohol?
...The Gym, when you've got Plastic Surgery?
...Criminals, when you've got Professional Athletes?
...A therapist when you've got a Hairdresser?
...Good looks, when you've got lots of money?
By Guest on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 - 11:52 pm:
who needs a quickie mart
By Guest on Wednesday, May 23, 2007 - 03:00 am:
Who needs enemies with friends like that?
By Guest on Wednesday, May 23, 2007 - 03:11 am:
...needs fresh food when you have dietary suppliments.
By Accasbel on Wednesday, May 23, 2007 - 07:11 am:
Who kneads dough?
By Mcguire on Wednesday, May 23, 2007 - 05:41 pm:
A baker
By Guest on Friday, May 25, 2007 - 08:41 pm:
I needa baker?
By Accasbel on Saturday, May 26, 2007 - 07:04 pm:
You kneed a baker?
Ouch! Poor baker! What did he ever do to you?
By Guest on Sunday, May 27, 2007 - 01:59 am:
don't put all your buns in the one oven
By Accasbel on Sunday, May 27, 2007 - 09:14 am:
One bun in the oven is worth two in a rush.
By Guest on Sunday, May 27, 2007 - 03:55 pm:
a bun in time saves 9, therefore, one punctual bun will do.
By Accasbel on Monday, May 28, 2007 - 06:59 am:
A punctured bun is a doughnut?
"When you walk through life, make this your goal:
Watch the doughnut, not the hole.!
By Mcguire on Tuesday, May 29, 2007 - 02:33 pm:
or an injected gluteus medius
By Accasbel on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 - 06:54 am:
Gluteus Medius was injected?
Is that how they killed him?
Did they have syringes in Ancient Rome?
By Accasbel on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 - 06:57 am:
Who needs...
...Real democracy, when you've got Bread and Circuses.
By Mcguire on Tuesday, June 5, 2007 - 09:16 pm: