*W.E.L.L???* MaaaaHaaaaaHaaaaaHaaaa!!! That is Wicked Evil Laughter-Laughter echoing from Dr. HELLen after being infused with the inspiration of LaurelRose's muse.
Uh...*tapping cheap mike of K-Marche' P.A. system* Is this thing on? *Screeeeeeech!* Ummmm...excuse me while I adjust the feedback and squelch all aMUSEment. *LaurelRose placing hands over ears with a Tirfolk look on her face*
I thought it would be fun to P.ost S.cript touching things others have shared with me or just have a lil corner to stand onstage and duck the 'Spluds' thrown at me. *giggling while adjusting her Acclyn Smith intimate briefs wedgie* Gawrsh...that's enough to make anyone scratch..er, uh...I mean screech!
Go ahead! Give it your best shot!! Karmedy Relief is needed!!!
ACC!!! I just discovered that ~Mrs. P.P.~ cannot create an account here if she has periods! (Now that is a very pregnant *Having considerable weight or significance; full of meaning. Teeming with ideas. Bearing issue or results; fruitful; prolific.* thought)
By Mrspp on Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 04:50 am:
mrspp it is...Oops! I forgot...no periods!
mrspp it is Dot dot dot!!!
By Lacie on Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 07:20 am:
Good Lord .. pray for us.
By Mrspp on Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 06:07 pm:
Beloved Father in Heaven,
May those who enter here feel thy divine Spirit and the protection here for all those who are suffering great trials of their faith and the burdens they shoulder each day. May you bless other's hardened hearts that they may be softened and open to thy light and knowledge so as to understand what another is going through. May those who seek comfort and peace find a sanctuary and protection here, enfolded in thy love and light. May those with angry, spiteful hearts find it in their hearts to overcome their own pain and to forgive, that healing may be evoked. May joy and laughter come into many hearts and lives because of one who sincerely loves and cares for others. May thou bless the one's who ask thee to pray for us. This is my humble prayer and the desire of my heart. ~Amen~
By Rogue on Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 04:26 am:
Awwww, Kittens! (A Bearing Issue Purrrrr- loined)
By Mrspp on Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 05:14 am:
*Giggles and litters...er, uh...titters* How are you Rogue? Seems that there is more to life than work, huh? Well...*deep subject subject to getting in deep water*...here is a quote shared today by a friend that her dad had put on a card at work.
Her father worked in a Historian's office and the wife of the president of this office was filling in for the secretary who was on vacation. He gave her this card with the quote typed in VERY LARGE LETTERS.
Just as he was seated after giving the copy to her, the door opened and the President demanded, "Who gave this to my wife?" He raised his hand to which the President with a smile and a twinkle in his eyes replied, "That's all I wanted to know."
About three weeks later she came rushing into the office and said, "I have got to have another one of those cards. I showed it to President (V.I.P. confidential information) and he would not give it back to me!
Well...are you deep in thought yet? Want to know what quote this was? *HINT HINT HINT* It has to do with work. Sure you want to know this quote? Uh...you won't find it in the history books of our great nation. *Rogue ready to 'SPLUD' ~Mrs. P.P.~ with the huge Spud Buddy she sent last year*
Okay! Okay! ~P.P.UUUUU~ that Spud Buddy stinks! I will tell you as I do not want to reek of Rotten Rodent's Overhillkill. *giggling some more*
HELEN B. HAPPY WAS A CHEERFUL, CONSCIENTIOUS WORKER...
WHY CAN'T YOU WORK LIKE HELEN B. HAPPY?
~Thomas G. Truitt~
Uh...*coughing slightly* What is it about the name Helen??? LaurelRose!!!!! It is all YOUR fault for making me so wicked! *Giving power and control to LR to further the muse...*
Ever hear about the famous advice columnist named Helen? Yeah...at the age of three I was full of...of...er, uh...questions!!! Yeah...that's it! I walked up to my mother who was reading the paper and Helen Hunt's advice column and like a typical three year old proceeded to interrogate my mother. She ignored me a bit then finally says, "Why don't you go to Helen Hunt for it?" I have been hunting in Hell ever since!!! LMAO...
*~Mrs. P.P.~ dodging flying spuds amid the "clap-thwacking" and "a-spludding" of her audience*
By Guest on Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:53 am:
Ohh I'm a MUSE SOOOOOooooo Coooool!
By Jumm on Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 01:09 am:
"Send them to Helen O.R.Connaught" by O. Cromwell
By Mrspp on Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 02:48 am:
As a P.S. to the book Justin asked me to read...Conversations with God like this one would be believed by most people. Tell someone what they want to hear and you are a prophet. Hit them with the truth and they kill you. ~Gone~ on extended leave...Time will tell if one can go to Helen Bakagin.
By Jumm on Sunday, October 1, 2000 - 01:36 am:
"Knitting Technique" by Helen A. Handbasket.....don't ask me what that has to do with anything! *LOL*